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Who Knows..!

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I forwarded Bill Gates email to thousand of friends and others hoping to get $245 for every email forwarded but not cent has been remitted to my bank account , Bill Gates is still not transferring money ( I was hoping he will go broke) even AOL is not sending me a email advising me how many emails I forwarded same since last 4 years

* I have forwarded a small girl picture from Sri Lanka asking for help but no one has helped her.(except spam guys have used all email address and flooded my inbox with unnecessary junk mail)

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP , LAPTOP , CAMERA , CELLPHONE.etc

* I have made number of wishes for Irish Good luck but no luck has favoured me till today. Now most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (to someone else)

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer…

* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda , Pakistan , Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties , I don’t look at any girl , no matter how hot she is , for fear that she will take me to a hotel , drug me , then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7 , 000 times.. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his Dad’s Cash US Dollars ranging from $25 of $ 100 million , when millions in Africa are dying of hunger , So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11 , 246 people in the next 10 seconds , a bird will P on your head today at ..!

Nothing has happened till now..!

But who knows..!

So please forward and make someone smile..!

 

Source : via Mail 🙂

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